December 2011
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signed up for a spin class 3 days a week and a boot camp class 1 day a week.
i will go to the gym every day.
and i will do yoga at least 5 times a week.
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New years resolution...
get my abs back.
15 notes on my cover of your body is a wonderland?
i’m glad you guys like it :)
Organizing my key chain.
That bored.
crokermusic:
Your Body Is A Wonderland - Croker...
while i was running errands earlier i stopped in at a music store to check out some stuff.
i ended up selling two guitars and taught some kid how to play drums.
the hamster from bolt might just be the most badass character of all time.
walks into chair
me: sorry
chair:
thievery corporation is so great to listen to if you just wanna feel high without being high.
listening to this while high though is like… you understand everything and nothing at the same time. everything just “is”.
there’s something in the frequencies man. they’re getting to me.
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Couple hours out from my grandparents place in Tampa. This morning we left Savannah after doing a few touristy things. You should all put Savannah on your list of places to visit. Really cool place and there is so much history! I’m getting dinner with my grand parents and probably spending the night but I haven’t decided yet. This drive was ridiculous with traffic and weather through...
liannajane asked: I am also well. Today I made sandwiches for three hours and ate a chocolate cupcake. What did you do today?
just-love-here asked: If you won the lottery, what would you do with the money?
liannajane asked: HI CROKER HOW ARE YOU HERE I AM INVADING YOUR PRIVACY -invades-
2000meters asked: HOW MANY TIMES A DAY DO YOU SCRATCH YOUR BALLS ON AVERAGE?
Anonymous asked: I LIKE TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS. DOES IT FEEL LIKE I AM SHOUTING AT YOU?
Invade my privacy →
tmi tuesday… sure, why not?
Bitches just want Croker's Dick
patiencewhiledeployed:
bahaha <3
sorry ladies but this item’s not on the menu ;)
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Something about driving through south Carolina just makes you want to roll down the windows and blast country music. Maybe because its 67 out. Maybe its because it looks like it will be a pretty sunset. I think the best reason, however, is the fact that every single radio station is country…
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Excuse me, mother. Did you just turn down billy Joel? The only direction the volume should be turned in this situation is up.
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Just crossed into south carolina. 65 and sunny. Nice.
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I will marry Taylor Swift before I ever see an open weigh station.
You should all leave me entertaining messages to read on my ride. I can’t respond to them cause I’m on my phone so don’t think I’m ignoring you. I just need entertainment.
However, radio, I give you permission to keep repeat-peat-peat-peat-peatin ‘love you like a love song’.
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Can we retire ‘someone like you’ now? I just want to punch babies when I hear it now. And for the record, putting a house beat behind it doesn’t make it better, it just makes me feel conflicted. I don’t know if I should cry or fist pump. Please radio, I love Adele but she needs to be taken off the radio. Like always, you over did it.
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And the south of the border signs begin… 103 miles til we get there.
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It’s raining lots.
Anonymous asked: I luv ur bewbz
Reblog if you want anonymous opinions about you.
Save me from the boredom of my life
1. What's your middle name?
2. What are you listening to right now?
3. What was the last thing you ate?
4. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
5. Do you drink?
6. Do you smoke?
7. What is the first thing you noticed in someone?
8. What is your hair color?
9. What is your eye color?
10. Do you wear contacts/glasses?
11. Dogs or cats?
12. What's your favorite animal?
13. What's your favorite television show?
14. What's your favorite movie?
15. What's your favorite band/singer?
16. How old are you?
17. Do you have a crush on anyone?
18. What's your sexual orientation?
19. What's your favorite color?
20. What was your most embarrassing moment?
21. Do you ever wish you were someone else?
22. What were you like when you were a kid?
23. What would your dream house be like?
24. What last made you laugh?
25. What is your favorite word?
26. What is your least favorite word?
27. What turns you on?
28. What turns you off?
29. What is your star sign?
30. What are your favorite books?
31. Do you have any siblings?
32. Do you like to dance?
33. What is your definition of cheating?
34. Have you ever cheated on someone?
35. Do you regret anything?
36. Do you have any phobias?
37. Ever broken any bones?
38. Ever come close to death?
39. What is your religion, if any?
40. Have you ever been to a psychiatrist/therapist?
41. Are looks important in a relationship?
42. Are you more like your mom or your dad?
43. What is your favorite season?
44. Do you have any tattoos?
45. Do you have any piercings?
46. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
47. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character?
48. Who is your celebrity crush?
49. Are you a virgin?
50. Do you get jealous easily?
51. What is your favorite type of food?
52. Do you ever want to get married?
53. Who was your first kiss with?
54. Have you ever been cheated on?
55. What is your idea of the perfect date?
56. Are you an introvert or an extrovert?
57. Do you believe in aliens or life on other planets?
58. What talent do you wish you'd been born with?
59. What is your saddest memory?
60. Do you believe in love at first sight?
61. Do you believe in soul mates?
62. Have you ever dyed your hair?
63. Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you?
64. Would you go against your moral code for money?
65. What are three things most people don't know about you?
66. Who are you jealous of?
67. Do you sleep with a stuffed toy?
68. How long was your longest relationship?
69. Is the glass half empty or half full?
70. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
71. Who is your most loyal friend?
72. Are you in a relationship?
73. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
74. Are you a bad person?
75. Are you a lover or a fighter?
76. What did you do on your last birthday?
77. What is your favorite quote and why?
78. If your best friend died, what would you do?
79. If you had to go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
80. If you only had 24 hours to live, what would you do?
81. What is the strangest dream you've ever had?
82. Are you happier single or in a relationship?
83. Who were you in a past life?
84. What is your happiest childhood memory?
85. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
86. Have you ever had an imaginary friend?
87. If you were the president, what would you do?
88. What is your ideal career?
89. What is your political affiliation?
90. Are you conservative or liberal?
91. Is the male or female body closest to perfection?
92. Do you like kissing in public?
93. If you could change one thing in the world, what would you change?
94. Where would you like to live?
95. Where would you go on your dream vacation?
96. Describe yourself in one word.
97. Describe yourself in one sentence.
98. Where do you see yourself in five years?
99. What is your greatest accomplishment?
100. What is the meaning of life?
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“I had a tumor in my brain and I prayed for god to make me better. I was operated on and the tumor was removed. God made this possible. I wouldn’t be healthy if it weren’t for him”.
Listen bitch, God gave you that tumor. He was sick of you giving him credit for shit other people do and tried to kill you. Doctors and surgeons, being fucking badass, went into the OR and were...